GUESTBREAKER: Your Ex Is “Totally Jealous of Me”
Yeah! I’m really happy we could do this, too! I love this place. Wait, what’s that? Your ex is totally pissed that you’re taking me here? Oh that’s awesome, because I was definitely in the market for someone who is still regularly contacting his ex.
NO, really! I hadn’t told you this, but if you didn’t bring her up right now on the second date I was just gonna dump you. That’s totally cool. Did you like, call her to tell her about it, or did she snoop around and find out via word of mouth?
Ohh she snooped. That’s so cool. Wow. I can definitely see us going places.
Yeah, no, I’m not deleting your number. Just texting my friend to let her know what a catch you are.
A Not-At-All Sarcastic Guest Dealbreaker written by Christine Friar.