You’re REALLY a Biter
We had some great dates and a few steamy parking-lot makeout sessions. After dinner on our fourth date, we make our way back to your place. We start making out and I totally had it planned that I was going to sleep with you tonight; I wore the good underwear, shaved my legs, the whole deal. Well while we’re getting into it, you make this noise and proceeded to bite my lip… But NO, not just any playful bite, a “I just watched a marathon of True Blood and I’m going to chew the shit out of your upper lip until you bleed” kind of bite. I start to pull away but you continue to rip and pull my face apart. I’m sorry, I did not realize that teeth rape was on the menu tonight, you ravenous freak. Enjoy jerking off tonight because I have a bag of ice I need to get to. Asshole….
Written by Christina H.