You Don’t Know What Fun Is
Hey, what do you want to do tonight? Our last few dinner dates have been great, but I thought we could switch it up and try something fun, you know? Like bowling, or ice skating, I know it’s kind of dumb but it’s good for a laugh. …You don’t like bowling? Or ice skating? Okay, that’s cool, want to wander around the museum or something? You don’t like museums? Alright, my brother has a game tonight and college hockey is pretty fun, we could- you don’t like sports either? Uh, okay, you could come over to watch some old movies. Or we could just walk around downtown for a while. You don’t like movies? Or walking? Do you like anything?
Okay, well, what do you do for fun? You don’t know? I mean, come on, there must be something… You don’t “get” fun? WHAT? How can you not “get” fun? You have to do something in your spare time. You study? I know you’re a serious student and everything, but there has to be something else. You watch reruns of Law and Order? I can come over and watch a marathon with you if I want? Thanks, but I think I’ll pass. Actually, I think I’ll call up my ex. Yes, he was a meth dealer, but at least he knew how to have a good time.
-Written by Mellro