GUESTBREAKER: You Leave Dirty Dishes In The Sink
So up until now, you’ve seemed like a pretty cool guy. When you invited me into your apartment, I was thinking we’d have a good time, eat dinner, watch a movie, maybe get up to a bit of “something something”. But then, when I saw your kitchen, it felt like everything I knew about you was a lie. There, in your sink, were PILES of filthy dishes and cookware that had to have been accumulating for DAYS. A pasta dish half-full of greasy orange water, cereal bowls with stray Cheerios still floating in them, silverware smudged with sauce stains and who knows what else, and god help me, a frying pan encrusted with burnt egg! I did the sane thing and asked why you had such heaps of filth sitting around in your kitchen.
You responded that you’re “too busy” to do your dishes.
What the FUCK? You’re TOO BUSY to make sure your sink isn’t full of festering flatware and stinking up your apartment? You’re TOO BUSY to give your goddamn bowls and plates a rinse and a brief soaping after eating off of them?! That’s it. I can’t handle this. If you’re too busy to make sure you don’t have rotten food spilling out of your sink and onto your counters, god only knows how you attend to your balls.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kate.