
Please calm down. PLEASE! Okay, at some point I’m going to ask you to replace that picture frame. Not now, but eventually. Now, let me apologize for the fourth time, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that you had a weird thing with a guy who sounded like an old southern gentleman. I was just doing a funny voice. I was trying to make you laugh - STOP SCREAMING! PLEASE! Do you want a ride to Rite Aid? I DON’T KNOW, maybe because you finished both of your prescriptions and haven’t refilled them in a week. You told me that. NO, I haven’t been snooping around in your purse. You’ve been telling me you need new meds for the last week. I am not lying. Stop crying. Now stop laughing. Stop screaming. Stop dancing? Stop it. Get up. Get off the table. Don’t, DO NOT pee in my kitchen. What did I just- yikes. I’ll clean this up. If only I could fix your brain with a mop, I would.
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