What’s that? No, I don’t remember what I bought at 7-11 on our fourth date. “O” magazine? That doesn’t sound like me: You’re surely mistaken. What do you mean you have the receipt? Why do you-? It’s in your WHAT? You’ve scrapbooked everything since you were 12? Dude, you’re gay, you’re not a 60 year old woman. No, you can’t write down this conversation to put it in there. Can I just borrow the pages with me in them? Oh, I just want to photocopy them. Yeah, I know your only copy of my phone number’s in here. Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of them. Sure, I’m still on for this weekend. Give me a call.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by the wonderful T-Bob Bodin.
