You’re a 29 year old paralegal. It’s hard to take you seriously with Tiger Beat centerfolds taped up all over your cubicle. No, I’ve never considered getting bangs. Stay away from me.
These are DEALBREAKERS and they are capable of ruining everything.
We are Dave and Marisa and we want you to know one thing: it's not your fault.
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