Kissing is like an entry level position at the company known as My Pants. If you want to move up in the company, or, down in my pants, as it were, you need to apply yourself. This, of course, is an overly articulate way of saying, “hey, gross person, if you keep ramming your tongue down my throat like a disgusting monster, I’m going to suffocate and die.”

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    DEALBREAKER.: You’re...Bad Kisser. I originally reblogged this almost two years ago
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    my grandma kisser.
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    That’s a Dealbreaker ladies!...Oh wait, what? You think it’s good?!!? I feel so much fear...
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    These are dealbreakers...they are capable of ruining everything.
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    …Top 10 Dealbreaker.
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