You Only Like Girls Who “Look Like They Are Intelligent”?

So I get it. You like smart chicks. I can support that. Well, wait…you only like girls who “look like they are intelligent”?  What’s that supposed to mean? Oh…brunettes with glasses. Because having brown hair and myopia makes you a much more analytical thinker. I see. So, when I was too broke to afford hair dye and contacts, I was an alluring, nerdy, intellectual type…but now that I have a job and can afford my henna and contacts habit, I somehow lost IQ points? Well, you certainly have a “type”, don’t you? Such an unusual one, too. It must have been a struggle to come up with, really.  Well, guess what! I have a type, too! Men who are interested in real women, not just an easily porn-searchable fetish.  For your information, I was reading Shakespeare for fun in the third grade.  Which was, incidentally, before you were born. I was reading books on ancient history and quantum physics before you could check out a book from the library that had more pictures than words. I may not look the part, but this is life, not a movie. Congratulations on being pedantic.

-Written by Cawlein