Listen, I think you are really great, I really do. You are beautiful, you like good music, you like reading books and drinking beer just like me. Even my friends think you are pretty awesome. We were getting pretty comfortable with each other and I was excited to see where things would go between us. But I don’t think I will ever be able to look at you the same again after you told me how the Taco Bell and Bud Light we had together the other night gave you “the worst beer shits of your life” the next morning. If that’s what being comfortable is, than I choose forced awkward intimacy.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Zack.
