We had a good first date; you seemed cute, you picked the bar to meet for the drink, you were on time, you had the right amount of stubble… all the things that get me going.
But it was the next day when the emails and the texts started. “How are you? I’m great! Let’s hang out again soon! ” and “So nice to you see you!!!”. Really, dude?
Nice to meet you, but you’re this excited now before we even got naked? Well, I’m sorry, but my tolerance for your enthusiasm is already at it’s max. Goodbye!
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Christina Haberkern!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS. Oh and also…This goes...those obnoxious people who use ellipses
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