Right, right, I understand.  I get it. The Universe will give us whatever we want. We just have to REALLY want it, and ask for it in a POSITIVE way. We deserve good things.  The Secret changed your life.  I should read it, watch the movie, and things are going to start happening for me. I’m nodding. Do you see me nodding?  Got it.

I happen to know that the Secret is bullshit because I just asked the Universe to make you shut up. I really wanted it, and you’re still talking. I also asked it to yank me out of this dinner with you and put me back on my own couch, alone, with a taco and an episode of Breaking Bad.

But guess who’s still here?

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Zabeth.