Your dog is on the bed. Your dog is on the bed and we are making out. Your dog is licking my boob. Can you please get your dog off the bed? I get that you love your dog like a child and that you’re really close with your mom. It was charming a minute ago. But right now you need to be a little more forceful with your shoo-ing. Okay, now you’re just petting it. Both of you, stop licking me.
I gotta go. I just realized I left the iron on… and that you’re irreparably broken on the inside.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Emily Maya Mills.
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littleroisin reblogged this from fuckyeahmindwell and added:
same. i can tell people hate my ‘crazy dog lady’ thing. but i cant help it okay?
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reason for all my failed relationships in
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bahaha this makes me think
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guest dealbroke.
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