GUESTBREAKER: You Crymaxed
Look, I get that the sex was amazingly powerful and moving. I know that we have this “deeply intense connection” which has only been furthered by us bumping uglies. But seriously. You cried afterward. I like a guy who’s in touch with his emotions as much as the next girl, but that doesn’t mean I want you to be so sensitive you burst into tears every time we sleep together. I’m sorry, but I don’t think this is going to work. You treat me well, you get along with my friends and family, you respect me, but I’m going to get royally trashed at a club and go home with someone who’s just got out of prison and will most definitely not cry after sex.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by I Heard a Voice.