“Baaaaaaabe i’m so sorry i missed dinner! i totally spaced! I was LITERALLY out the door, but then my roommate came home and she was freaking out because this guy, Chris, the one she likes from her job, he shows up to her art opening with a DATE! What a dick, riiiiiight? So, she and I cracked some wine and just had a freaking GABFEST and then I went into this total Pino coma until about 5 minutes ago. Did you already eat? You already ate, didn’t you?”