GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Black iPhone

I’m saving myself for a white iPhone 4. I feel like I would be lowering my standards if I brought you home with me right now, black iPhone 4.

What? No, this is not a race thing. I can’t believe you’d even say that. I’ve had plenty of black phones. I even used to carry an LG Chocolate back in college. Well, no, it was the pink model. But still.

I know you are the same as the white iPhone inside. I know you run all the same apps and have the same problem with your antenna. I even understand that this manufacturing shortage is entirely made up. But I’ve already seen you in so many other people’s hands. Touching. Swiping. Pinching. I just think we need a break for right now. Maybe we’ll talk this through in a couple years. Maybe. But for now, I’ve made my choice.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Dear-Steve.