“Hey Caitlin, this is Sherriff Mike Brown, again.  We have Tyler here at the station in custody for public intoxication. He was arrested after instigating an argument at the Del Taco on Santa Monica Blvd.  Tyler reportedly attempted to climb over the counter into the kitchen, insisting he make his own burrito.  When the employees tried to restrain him, he responded by shouting ’boy’s night out!’  The record states Tyler was alone.”