To: UptwnGirl41@Gmail.com
Subject: dinner last night..

…Hey.

Uhh…so I know you were cool with us going to that Japanese place, but I was a little surprised when you ordered the teriyaki. I kind of had this whole thing planned out where I was going to order for both of us and just get a million rolls and all this sashimi. You kind of weirded me out when I was eating my food. It looked like you were going to throw up, and you actually pushed your chair away from the table when I offered you a piece of my spider roll. You know there’s no spider in it right? Clearly you know. Unless you also think there are dragons in a dragon roll. Ugh. I can’t believe you don’t like sushi. You know it’s my favorite food. Listen, you’re amazing in basically every other way, but I’m pretty convinced that I hate you now.

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  4. omgerika reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    don’t love sushi, i don’t love you.
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    Agreed deal breaker.
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    looking at YOU Jess.
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