GUESTBREAKER: You Take All The Best Bites
A Mexican restaurant, eh? Nice and casual for the first date. I like it. Let’s share a plate of nachos? Ok, sure. It’ll be like the LA hipster version of Lady & The Tramp. We’re cute!
Oh wow, thats a big plate! Look how that sour cream and guacamole is just thrown on top in one big glob! So gooey and chees— …
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Really? You’re going to take all of that on one chip? And then place an extra jalapeno on top with your fingers? I can only imagine how this must translate to your bedroom behavior.
I’m gonna head out. There’s a stale bag of Tostitos and a freshly packed bowl waiting for me at home that will be far more gratifying than this encounter.
Hasta luego!
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Tayler.
