You Are Constantly, Consistently, Continually, ALWAYS High
Listen, you wake and baking, daily dispensary visit making, bong rip taking, before my grandma’s funeral smoking, too paranoid and burnt out to leave the house on our anniversary being, no sex drive having, dirty mesh shorts wearing, cereal eating, jam band listening, ambition lacking, ferret owning, laziness personifying, cotton mouth kissing, hemp campaigning, couch sleeping, conspiracy theorizing piece of human garbage: I don’t care WHAT day it is on the calendar. As far as I’m concerned, today will forever be known as the day I packed your stuff (your ZIGGY Marley boxed set and your Snorks DVD) and threw you out of my life forever. Happy 4/20 INDEED!
(Here’s last year’s 4/20 post)
