You’re a Closet Racist

I understand that you weren’t around for the civil rights movement but I’m pretty sure its time to drop the bullshit. The first time I heard you drop a less abrasive word that begins with the letter N to replace the “N Bomb” was like the last time I saw a trailer for a Nick Cage movie; all I could think was WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT?!  At least klan members are proud of who they are, you have worse identity issues than people from Jersey after The Situation became a house hold poison. 

I can’t hang with someone who judges people by the color of their skin. I think I’d rather let Charlie Sheen hold a bag of blow I borrowed from the Mexican Cartels or sit through an episode of Glee. You may find this hard to understand but what we have is like slavery and segregation; ITS OVER!

-Written by Andrew