You Don’t Reciprocate Oral Sex
Esteemed Associate, Weekly Co-habitator.  I have called you here today to address a very serious concern that threatens the harmony of this alliance.  It has come to my attention that there is a trade imbalance in this relationship.  We have been exporting fellatio at rate of 5 times per week, while import of cunnlingus has dropped from one time per week to zero times per week with the exception of a birthday.  If 18th century economist Adam Smith’s theory on Absolute Advantage has taught us anything, ignoring this deficit can only result in one thing:  You’re going to get dumped in favor of a dude who’s begging to chomp on this box lunch.

You Don’t Reciprocate Oral Sex

Esteemed Associate, Weekly Co-habitator.  I have called you here today to address a very serious concern that threatens the harmony of this alliance.  It has come to my attention that there is a trade imbalance in this relationship.  We have been exporting fellatio at rate of 5 times per week, while import of cunnlingus has dropped from one time per week to zero times per week with the exception of a birthday.  If 18th century economist Adam Smith’s theory on Absolute Advantage has taught us anything, ignoring this deficit can only result in one thing:  You’re going to get dumped in favor of a dude who’s begging to chomp on this box lunch.

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