GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Heterosexual Lesbian
All of your clothes are either pink or covered in glitter/stars. I’m a lesbian. I like girls. I even like feminine women. However, what I am not into are over-grown junior high cheerleaders. At first I thought your obsession with gel pens was ironic… then I realized just how wrong I was. Sexuality is a spectrum, I get it. However, after so many flirtatious “growls” at the mention of Alan Rickman and just how NOT into the L Word or Suicide Girls you are… I can’t help but wonder, are you sure I’m the one you are looking for. I get that Rachel Maddow and liberal politics aren’t for everyone. I get that you might not be first on the waiting list for an Alaskan Olivia Cruise… but you read Twilight! And you liked it! And you picked a team [Edward/Jacob]. So please, do us all a favor and come out. You’re straight!
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Jordan.