GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Heterosexual Lesbian
All of your clothes are either pink or covered in glitter/stars. I’m a lesbian. I like girls. I even like feminine women. However, what I am not into are over-grown junior high cheerleaders. At first I thought your obsession with gel pens was ironic… then I realized just how wrong I was. Sexuality is a spectrum, I get it. However, after so many flirtatious “growls” at the mention of Alan Rickman and just how NOT into the L Word or Suicide Girls you are… I can’t help but wonder, are you sure I’m the one you are looking for. I get that Rachel Maddow and liberal politics aren’t for everyone. I get that you might not be first on the waiting list for an Alaskan Olivia Cruise… but you read Twilight! And you liked it! And you picked a team [Edward/Jacob]. So please, do us all a favor and come out. You’re straight!A Guest Dealbreaker written by Jordan.

GUESTBREAKER: You’re a Heterosexual Lesbian

All of your clothes are either pink or covered in glitter/stars. I’m a lesbian. I like girls. I even like feminine women. However, what I am not into are over-grown junior high cheerleaders. At first I thought your obsession with gel pens was ironic… then I realized just how wrong I was. Sexuality is a spectrum, I get it. However, after so many flirtatious “growls” at the mention of Alan Rickman and just how NOT into the L Word or Suicide Girls you are… I can’t help but wonder, are you sure I’m the one you are looking for. I get that Rachel Maddow and liberal politics aren’t for everyone. I get that you might not be first on the waiting list for an Alaskan Olivia Cruise… but you read Twilight! And you liked it! And you picked a team [Edward/Jacob]. So please, do us all a favor and come out. You’re straight!

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Jordan.

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    _____ comes to mind
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    omg this is gross. Why, just why, do so many people think all lesbians are butch lumberjacks? Fucking bullshit, homes....
  10. saltskinandstarryeyed reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Shit. This is me. Minus the Alan Rickman thing, because, ew.
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    dear smith college…
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  13. houseoforange reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    This works the other way too.