Your Idea of Dancing
Hey pal. Can you get your erect penis away from my skirt? I’d like to leave this club with a mild buzz and a safe ride home, not an unplanned pregnancy.
Your Idea of Dancing
Hey pal. Can you get your erect penis away from my skirt? I’d like to leave this club with a mild buzz and a safe ride home, not an unplanned pregnancy.
And thus we have every school dance I went
weekend, my first time clubbing in D.C. i’ve never realized how many males think dancing is rubbing their crotch on your...
I’d say next time you put a few condoms in your purse or pocket along with some morning after pills just in case. Same...
HAHAHAHAHA. oh blackout dances, how i love you.
yeah i took a First Response pregnancy test and it showed me a picture of a coat hanger
did you get the coathanger?
Sadie’s is coming up guys. Have fun … but...too much fun. (;
damn. This is the absolute worst.
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