What you’re experiencing is totally natural. Your feelings for Dave are not only understandable, but common. Because you don’t know him, you’ve grafted meaning on to him that might not really exist. These are the kinds of feelings a “tween” might feel for one of those hunky celebrity types like Jason Bober or Robert Pattenfeld. You’re in luck, though! A Dealbreaker issue of Tiger Beat is on the way with huge, glossy, 24 point font versions of all your favorite Dave essays, quips, and original Dealbreakers! There’s even a centerfold you can hang on your wall with one of his longest blog posts (a whopping 1300 words)!