GUESTBREAKER: You Made Fish Soup
I thought it was pretty cool when you invited me over for dinner. We’ve gone out a couple of times and you’re really nice so I was pretty excited. Until, that is, I got to your place and asked what you were making and you said “fish soup.” Are you serious? Is that supposed to be romantic? We were on the road to boneville and then you said the words “fish soup.” I just threw up in my brain. Here’s what’s actually on the menu tonight: I’m going to get a sandwich and watch tv at home.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicola.

GUESTBREAKER: You Made Fish Soup

I thought it was pretty cool when you invited me over for dinner. We’ve gone out a couple of times and you’re really nice so I was pretty excited. Until, that is, I got to your place and asked what you were making and you said “fish soup.” Are you serious? Is that supposed to be romantic? We were on the road to boneville and then you said the words “fish soup.” I just threw up in my brain. Here’s what’s actually on the menu tonight: I’m going to get a sandwich and watch tv at home.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Nicola.

  1. thingsiate reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    are an unfuckable person, judging by this,...gentleman or lady who made
  2. psychedelicate reblogged this from sodiumlitskies and added:
    I don’t like fish, but I appreciate it when soup is made for me. Anyone who does appreciate homemade soup is not worth...
  3. jennicababylonia reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    personally, i would never date anybody who
  4. the-insect reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    SOUP NAZI! Who doesn’t like Cioppino? Blasphemy.
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  6. februaryy reblogged this from ex-cathedra and added:
    Okay, so, it took me awhile to figure out that the phrase “on the road to boneville” was referring to something sexual...
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  10. rackel reblogged this from ex-cathedra and added:
    WHAT are YOU talking about! Fish soup is delicious and that looks scrumptious! Besides lots of seafood is used for its...
  11. briancolligan reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    will be immediately integrated into my lexicon. Thank you.
  12. candicemon reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    nasty name, that looks fucking delicious.
  13. ex-cathedra reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Definitely not good pre-sexytime, but holy shit...looks delicious. stuff like this is
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