Dealmaker: You are Eli Roth.
Don’t fucking care that you posed as a female sex chatter in college. Whatever pays the bills, right? Also don’t care that you might have a blueberry fetish.
Just keep doing that come hither look, while being hairy and topless.
I love it. We all do.
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