GUEST(FRIEND)BREAKER: You Can’t Do Anything Without Your Boyfriend
Do you want to go pizza later? Oh, you would but you’re hanging out with your boyfriend? I could tag along if I want, yeah, no thanks. I mean it’s not like I haven’t seen you for six month while I was away at school. Plus hanging out with you and your boyfriend is torture. There is just no reason to feed each other sensually when I am sitting right there. I am sorry your boyfriend’s lap is more comfortable than your chair, but honestly I do not need to see his hard-on…ever. When was the last time you saw your boyfriend? Yesterday? Bummer. I can see the distance is really getting to you. Oh, you will get pizza with me before you hang out with your boyfriend. That’s so sweet! Wait…are you literally just going to text him the entire time? Forget it.
A Guest Friendbreaker written by Megan.
