You’re Imaginary
You are GREAT, ok? It’s not like you’re not amazing, that’s not the problem. You’re smart, you’re sensitive, you’re caring, you’re HOT (haha, sorry I had to say it!), you know how to cook, you give me space when I need it, your friends are cool, you can always make me laugh, you’re a humanitarian but you’re not pious or obnoxious about it, you’re amazing in bed (seriously, where did you learn that), you’re in amazing shape yet you aren’t a crazy gym fanatic who takes weird supplements and has creepy veins, and best of all, you genuinely seem to LOVE me. Literally the only problem with you is that I’m imagining you. What gives you the right to not exist? Ugh, TYPICAL.

You’re Imaginary

You are GREAT, ok? It’s not like you’re not amazing, that’s not the problem. You’re smart, you’re sensitive, you’re caring, you’re HOT (haha, sorry I had to say it!), you know how to cook, you give me space when I need it, your friends are cool, you can always make me laugh, you’re a humanitarian but you’re not pious or obnoxious about it, you’re amazing in bed (seriously, where did you learn that), you’re in amazing shape yet you aren’t a crazy gym fanatic who takes weird supplements and has creepy veins, and best of all, you genuinely seem to LOVE me. Literally the only problem with you is that I’m imagining you. What gives you the right to not exist? Ugh, TYPICAL.

  1. panickyintheuk reblogged this from panickyintheuk and added:
    False. He does exist and I would rather he didn’t
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  5. darbi reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    Ultimate Dealbreaker
  6. yeoldeblogge reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    hahah this is my favorite one to date.
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  8. eelharas reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    It’s sad because it’s true and it’s my life story hahahahha.
  9. size9 reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    UGH, so it doesn’t count if they’re imaginary? damn…. dealbreaker (sorry mom for the picture)
  10. awkward-panda-is-awkward reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    PRETTY MUCH.
  11. vedhead reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY! ! !
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    will not brag here....brag. No one likes...braggart....
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