Dealbreaker: You’re Never Sober

Ok, so maybe I should have known from the start, seeing as the first thing you said was that you were on 4 hits of acid. But, you were cute and I was drunk, and besides you have to have fun once in a while right? Unfortunately for us both you don’t have the same mindset, probably because you’re too fucked up to think. For the week we talked (yes I at least gave it a week), you were on something every night. Its not that I didn’t appreciate you thinking about me enough to leave a voicemail at 2am when you were “geeked out” on coke, but let’s be real, IT WAS TUESDAY. I would suggest rehab, but you already tried, and its “just not for you.” Maybe I could learn to look past this someday, but then I look at you in your men’s Ugg boots, or your guys coach shoes that “just aren’t made for walking.” My shoes are made for running, and that’s exactly what they’re doing.

-Written by Justnothavinit