The Hanukkah Dragon Is Coming!
- DAVE:
Tis the season, Marisa!
- MARISA:
TIZ
- DAVE:
You know, a lot of people think that Jews don't have anything like Santa Claus.
- MARISA:
Not true?
- DAVE:
We have a Hanukkah dragon!
- MARISA:
Instead of bringing holiday cheer he brings holiday guilt!
- DAVE:
And fire!
- MARISA:
(and Nice Jewish Guys calendars)
- DAVE:
Lots of guilt, a little fire, and a few calendars. If you could talk to the Hanukkah dragon right now, what would you ask him for?
- MARISA:
"a pair of Louboutin shoes and a place to wear them!" (probably a quote from sex and the city 2, in theatres may 2010)
- DAVE:
Oh yeah, is it too soon to announce that we will be writing Sex and the City 3?
- MARISA:
no, I think this is the perfect time. We are experts because you have curly hair and I wear a bra.
- DAVE:
And together... we are… Sarah Jessica Parker
- MARISA:
Yes.
- DAVE:
Oh, and also we are gay icons. So, while we haven't gotten an OFFICIAL offer to write the 3rd movie in the SATC trilogy, I think we are more than qualified.
- MARISA:
Those movies write themselves: blah blah blah blow jobs blah blah blah kegels blah blah blah cosmos
- DAVE:
blablablablabla sailors blablablabla shoes blablabla new york blablabla botox. Did I do it right? I've never seen that show.
- MARISA:
I mean, yeah. I've seen every episode. You're totally a Miranda.
- DAVE:
You're totally the city that they have sex in.
- MARISA:
Happy Hanukkah, Dave. I hope the dragon doesn’t burn down your apartment.
- DAVE:
Me too! That’s where I keep my stuff!
