Rolf? Rolling Over Laughing? Rich Older Life Fucker? A misspelling of Rowlf, the piano playing Muppet dog?

Speculation aside (because honestly I don’t know what you’re talking about), think about the reverse: Would you date a teenager if you were in your late twenties? I wouldn’t. It might even be legal where you live, but just consider this person’s motives and consider all the factors. Chances are there’s probably an ick factor here. It’s a tough call. But most importantly, what the hell is a Rolf?

*Edit: I’ve been informed that this is a Sound of Music reference, in which case you are referring to an older, handsome Nazi named Rolf. So… that’s something to look out for. Because, you know, the Holocaust.