GUESTBREAKER: Your Ironic Fashion Mullet
I’m sorry, but the irony is lost on me. Your clothes are okay, and you have a cute face. But what’s that? Why is your hair longer in the back. Oh. Ew. I don’t really want to sweetly caress your locks when we make out. It reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus, if he liked Animal Collective.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Hannah.
fuckthisshirt reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
This looks just like my
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possible new hairstyle minus...back stuff, yes or no?
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LEAVE MY MULLETS ALOOOOONE!
neverforgetyourtowel reblogged this from thisiswhyyourestillsingle and added:
If he cut the back, it’d look fine…. but he looks like white trash.
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Oh, I’ve seen so many people with fashion mullets around Melbourne, usually coupled with trakie dacks
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obligatory reblog for all things mullet.
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Collective.” L.M.A.O!
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totally had this haircut for a while
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love this photo. Dude is an awesome hipster/meathead Frankenstein.
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