GUESTBREAKER: You Didn’t Make Me A Sandwich
I know I totally rocked your world babe, so when you asked me if you could return the favor, I thought I made myself pretty clear: “Yo, make me a sandwich.” And you laughed. You thought I was kidding. Baby, all I want are some delicious deli meats smothered in mustard between two slices of bread, and I want it served to me in bed, king style. Yeah, that’s right, king style. What? You think I’m being “weird” and “sexist”? That I should walk the ten-or-so feet to the kitchen and make my own damn sandwich? You asked me what I wanted. And babe, I told you. I want a sandwich—a delicious, life-sustaining, post-coital sandwich.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Taylor.

GUESTBREAKER: You Didn’t Make Me A Sandwich

I know I totally rocked your world babe, so when you asked me if you could return the favor, I thought I made myself pretty clear: “Yo, make me a sandwich.” And you laughed. You thought I was kidding. Baby, all I want are some delicious deli meats smothered in mustard between two slices of bread, and I want it served to me in bed, king style. Yeah, that’s right, king style. What? You think I’m being “weird” and “sexist”? That I should walk the ten-or-so feet to the kitchen and make my own damn sandwich? You asked me what I wanted. And babe, I told you. I want a sandwich—a delicious, life-sustaining, post-coital sandwich.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Taylor.

  1. landofpureimagination reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    this right here, makes perfect sense.
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    *BACKHAND*!!
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  5. leeseeuh reblogged this from opiumtwin and added:
    ahahahah
  6. opiumtwin reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    That does look like a good sandwich.
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    I’m ignoring all the words. I just want that sandwich. looks like a publix sub. WANT.
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    Sandwiches are my favorite food.
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    LMFAO.
  21. love-and-stress reblogged this from dealbreaker and added:
    I just ate two fucking sandwiches that were better looking than this. You know what we call that? A MOTHER FUCKING...
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    LOL SHAREEZA