GUESTBREAKER: You’re Married… With Kids
So we’ve gone on a couple of dates, had a lot of fun, really seem to get along. This is good. I know that you’re a bit older than me, that’s fine, I seem to related better with older men, they’re more mature and all that. Hey, you know what would be a fun next date? We should stay in a cook a homemade dinner. See how considerate I am seeing as you mentioned that you had a small child and now that you’re divorced money’s a little tight. What’s that? Oh, you actually have two kids… hmmm… Well that’s interesting. At least they keep you occupied and take your mind off of the divorce, right? Ohhh, you aren’t actually divorced? You’re only separated? Uhh, that’s a little bit more complicated, so we should discuss this over that dinner. Oh, it can’t be at your house. Why? Your wife hasn’t exactly left yet. You know what I said about the maturity levels of older men? Yeah, fuck it.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Iris.
