DEALBREAKER.

229 notes October 30, 2009 2 52 PM

Your Slutty Halloween Costume
Um, a white tube top and a white miniskirt? That’s your costume? That doesn’t make you a “sexy angel,” that just makes you sexy. Sunglasses and a bra doesn’t make you a “hot cop,” it just makes you a skank with weakened nighttime vision. And putting a sash over your underwear doesn’t make you a beauty queen, it makes you a target for a sex crime. Please drape my jacket over your shoulders so you can be “Sexy Decreased Chance of Being Assaulted.”

Your Slutty Halloween Costume

Um, a white tube top and a white miniskirt? That’s your costume? That doesn’t make you a “sexy angel,” that just makes you sexy. Sunglasses and a bra doesn’t make you a “hot cop,” it just makes you a skank with weakened nighttime vision. And putting a sash over your underwear doesn’t make you a beauty queen, it makes you a target for a sex crime. Please drape my jacket over your shoulders so you can be “Sexy Decreased Chance of Being Assaulted.”

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I hate when I find a really funny tumblr and then, five pages back, a rape joke spoils all my fun. Damn it.
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is the funniest thing I have ever heard. but this is what halloween has become, which is why i think i don’t care as...
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I spent all night on October 31st bitching about fat girls in short skirts, but I sort
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happy day after halloween!
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um, well, this dealbreaker clearly breaks all rules...Halloween costumes: idea + sexy =...
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So Dealbreaker have decided to be rape apologists now? That’s a bit vomitous. Yes, please tone it down, girls, because...
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so glad this is out on the table.
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THANK YOU! That being said, I understand it’s...chance for ladies to be more revealing...
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To get ya’ll in the
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No kidding. “But it’s the one time...year I have the excuse to dress sluty!” C’mon, at...
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this is the majority...chicks on Halloween *thumbs down*
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Shhhhhh!!! I can’t hear the hot.
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I just noticed that for every halloween I’ve participated in, I’ve worn more fabric than I ever would in real life....
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i hate halloween.
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I can’t decide if it’s misogynist or
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Ah. I didn’t notice the leash, I was too distracted by her man-friend next to her trying to put the goods on display....
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Dalmation? Perhaps? You can tell from the lack of ears and tail, and anything dog related whatsoever, besides that...
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Okay, so the one on the left is...dude dressed up like
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These girls are the kind that lie to their friend while she’s trying on outfits just so they’ll be the hotter one....
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Loves it! haygirlhay:
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Please drape my jacket over your shoulders so you can be “Sexy Decreased Chance of Being Assaulted.” sad. but hilarious.
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Presented without further comment other than Happy Halloween.
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i dont think you could have said it any better haha
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“it just makes you a skank with weakened nighttime vision” DEAD.
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“sexy marie curie” costume is gonna
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