GUESTBREAKER: You Chew Gum in Your Sleep
I didn’t especially want you to sleep over after our mediocre first and last ever sex session, but I wasn’t sure how to kick you out of my apartment either. So fine, you plan on staying the night, apparently. I guess I can’t sleep diagonally now, but whatever. Okay, goodnight. I’m turning off the light now. You don’t seem to understand that it is time to go to sleep. Oh, you do? But you just got a pack of
Dentyne gum out and popped a piece in your mouth when I told you we were going to sleep. What’s that, you always chew gum in your sleep? Seriously, every night? Every single night? Really? No, I’m not worried about it falling out, it’s just… unusual. Okay…good night then… Alright, it’s still there, you’re still chomping on the same piece of stale gum hours later now that it’s the morning. So yeah, I’ll totally call you…
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kat.
