Ughhhhhh. I’ve been talking for twenty straight minutes. You’re just nodding your head yes and half laughing at appropriate times. I’m filling silent gaps with stories I haven’t dusted off in years! Help me out! Don’t make me do all the conversational heavy lifting! Tell me something. ANYTHING! Lie to me! Tell me you saw a dragon once! I don’t give a shit, as long as it’s interesting. Don’t tell me you almost got a Coach bag on sale, because if that’s the best you can do, I will take you to the blandest restaurant I can find, throw your Bloomin’ Onion on the floor, and stick you with the bill. Don’t think I won’t.