You Have a Tail Whoa. Hello there! What is- yup. That’s a surprise. No, not your back tattoo, although I guess I didn’t know you had that either. What I’m referring to is that little fella. When were you gonna tell me about that? Yes, THAT. You didn’t know how to tell me? Welp, howza bout this: “Hey, I know we’re about to have sex, and I’m going to take my clothes off now. I have this thing, so don’t be alarmed.” You know, just something like that, to prepare me. You know, I don’t know what’s crazier, the fact that you have a tail, or that you didn’t tell me about it. Actually, it’s the tail. Easily. No question about it. No contest.

You Have a Tail

Whoa. Hello there! What is- yup. That’s a surprise. No, not your back tattoo, although I guess I didn’t know you had that either. What I’m referring to is that little fella. When were you gonna tell me about that? Yes, THAT. You didn’t know how to tell me? Welp, howza bout this: “Hey, I know we’re about to have sex, and I’m going to take my clothes off now. I have this thing, so don’t be alarmed.” You know, just something like that, to prepare me. You know, I don’t know what’s crazier, the fact that you have a tail, or that you didn’t tell me about it. Actually, it’s the tail. Easily. No question about it. No contest.