lasramblas: nedhepburn: You’re A Woman, I’m A Machine. DEALBREAKER: You have shitty taste in music. Hey, lets check out this record store for a fun first date. Awkwardly walking up and down the pop/rock section Lets do something interesting, you choose one record for me and I’ll choose one for you. Do you listen to Death From Above? No? Never heard of them? I think you’ll like it. What’s this one for me? oh, Nickleback? Really? ok. You’re pretty cute so I’ll humor you. both listening to music checking each other out. done. So what did you think? Its “too hard”?  You prefer U2? Gross. I’m leaving. I’ll just get down to “sexy results” with a real man.

lasramblas:

nedhepburn:

You’re A Woman, I’m A Machine.

DEALBREAKER: You have shitty taste in music.

Hey, lets check out this record store for a fun first date.

Awkwardly walking up and down the pop/rock section

Lets do something interesting, you choose one record for me and I’ll choose one for you. Do you listen to Death From Above? No? Never heard of them? I think you’ll like it.

What’s this one for me? oh, Nickleback? Really? ok. You’re pretty cute so I’ll humor you.

both listening to music checking each other out. done.

So what did you think? Its “too hard”?  You prefer U2?

Gross.

I’m leaving. I’ll just get down to “sexy results” with a real man.