GUESTBREAKER: You “Can’t Go For That”
What do you mean? Wait hold on. N…. No. Did you really just say that? Daryl? Daryl. It’s me, Oates. Snap out of it. You just said that you’d do anything that I wanted you to do. You JUST said that, and now you’re saying you “can’t go for that”? Well which is it, Daryl Hall? Which is it. Now I’m crying, great. So you want to keep this just physical? Is that all this is to you? You don’t think I love you? Goddamit. We were so fucking harmonizi - fuck it. Fuck you, Daryl. I’m going outside for a Newport.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by John Oates*
*But really, Ned.
