GUESTBREAKER: Your use of “That’s what she said.”
Look, I get it. Your rapier wit allows you to quickly identify any comment that, taken out of context, could sound vaguely sexual. It’s sometimes a funny joke, and plenty of people use it. But if we can’t have a conversation without multiple instances of you blurting out ‘that’s what she said,’ and then being proud of yourself for being the first one to do it … dealbreaker. If halfway through uttering a sentence, I’m already regretting my word choice because I know you’re about to spit out your ‘signature catchphrase’ before I’m even finished, then YOU ARE OVERDOING IT. It’s a line popularized by the character of Michael Scott on The Office, and you know what? That show’s main premise is that Michael Scott is an obnoxious jackass who is pathetically desperate for people to think he’s funny. Think about it.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Clayton Meeks.
