GUESTBREAKER: You Would Do Anything For Love, But You Won’t Do “That”
Meat. Can I call you that? Mister Loaf? Which do you prefer? Mister Loaf. Ok then, Mister Loaf. First off I’m a big fan. Secondly, you can’t just stay in the movie theater for the next show. I understand and appreciate that you bought the $6 matinee ticket for one showing of “Hotel For Dogs”, but that was at 11am. It is now 5:30pm. We can let this slide, Mister Loaf. Are you drunk, Mister Loaf? It smells like Atlantic City in here. Have you been mixing whiskey into your large cola container? Mister Loaf, please. You’re making a scene. What do you mean you “won’t move for love”? What does that even mean? Security…
by Carol Thompson, Manager of Toluca Lake Valu-Theater 8.*
*AKA, Ned.
