You’re The Cat Lady Uh oh. Ohhh my god. No way. Did you- is this because I said I thought kittens were cute? Because, there is so much wrong with that. Yes, yes I- I did say that. The fact that you think I broke up with you because you didn’t look like a cat is so misguided, so deeply disturbing, so ass backwards, that it totally validates my breaking up with you- Ok, well you’re obviously preoccupied. Have fun drinking milk out of a saucer on the floor and chasing a laser pointer. If you need me, I’ll be projectile vomiting. Dedicated to this beautiful creature.

You’re The Cat Lady


Uh oh. Ohhh my god. No way. Did you- is this because I said I thought kittens were cute? Because, there is so much wrong with that. Yes, yes I- I did say that. The fact that you think I broke up with you because you didn’t look like a cat is so misguided, so deeply disturbing, so ass backwards, that it totally validates my breaking up with you- Ok, well you’re obviously preoccupied. Have fun drinking milk out of a saucer on the floor and chasing a laser pointer. If you need me, I’ll be projectile vomiting.

Dedicated to this beautiful creature.