You’re Probably a Lesbian “Hey sweetie! Listen, if you don’t mind I’m going to bail on our picnic today. Don’t hate me, I just forgot that I promised my friend from work that we’d go to the flea market. You remember her, right? She’s that petite blonde girl from my office? Totally cute style? Anyway, she and I are probably going to do girl stuff after the flea market. It’s nothing you’d be into, don’t worry! Just probably some yoga, maybe some red wine, stuff like that. Also I think she and I are road tripping to San Fran together just for fun! And you know how times are tough right now, so I’m gonna move in with her to save on rent. So practical! Anyway, I promise I’ll make it up to you later this week. Love ya!”

You’re Probably a Lesbian

“Hey sweetie! Listen, if you don’t mind I’m going to bail on our picnic today. Don’t hate me, I just forgot that I promised my friend from work that we’d go to the flea market. You remember her, right? She’s that petite blonde girl from my office? Totally cute style? Anyway, she and I are probably going to do girl stuff after the flea market. It’s nothing you’d be into, don’t worry! Just probably some yoga, maybe some red wine, stuff like that. Also I think she and I are road tripping to San Fran together just for fun! And you know how times are tough right now, so I’m gonna move in with her to save on rent. So practical! Anyway, I promise I’ll make it up to you later this week. Love ya!”