GUESTMAKER: I Like You So Much I’ll Put Up With Your Dealbreakers Things that I would normally classify as Dealbreakers which I’ve overlooked because I was smitten: Vegetarian. Wore flip flops. Had a child. Younger than me. “Laugh clapping,” meaning he laughed so hard at something he would clap his hands, thus hurting my delicate ears. Partook in the act of smoking marijuana on a regular basis. Had a head shot. When I ask what book he was reading right now, he responded “I’m not really that into reading books.” He can’t hang out on Sunday cause the “big game” is on. Never seen Spaceballs. Things I will NEVER let slide, no matter how much I like you: Being a republican, a child molester, or a vegan. Ordering your steak “well done.” A Guest Dealmaker by Georgia Hardstark.

GUESTMAKER: I Like You So Much I’ll Put Up With Your Dealbreakers

Things that I would normally classify as Dealbreakers which I’ve overlooked because I was smitten:

  • Vegetarian.
  • Wore flip flops.
  • Had a child.
  • Younger than me.
  • “Laugh clapping,” meaning he laughed so hard at something he would clap his hands, thus hurting my delicate ears.
  • Partook in the act of smoking marijuana on a regular basis.
  • Had a head shot.
  • When I ask what book he was reading right now, he responded “I’m not really that into reading books.”
  • He can’t hang out on Sunday cause the “big game” is on.
  • Never seen Spaceballs.

Things I will NEVER let slide, no matter how much I like you:

  • Being a republican, a child molester, or a vegan.
  • Ordering your steak “well done.”

A Guest Dealmaker by Georgia Hardstark.