GUESTBREAKER: You’re Stretching Your Ears
After seeing you on stage in that studded belt holding up your too-tight black jeans, how could I not think you were sexy? Going home with you was probably more a result of the Jack Daniels than your Motorhead t-shirt, but all was wonderful until I woke up next to that shriveled, white, floppy mass dangerously close to my face. What is that anyway? Disgusting! Your spacer fell out, and your ear looks like something I am about to cough up. I can only imagine what those lobes will look like in twenty years. Good luck getting some masochist to nibble on those.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Leah Gee.
