NEDBREAKER: You’re The Singer For Republica And It’s Been 12 Years Since “Ready To Go”
Hey. Hey girl. Hey. Put down the plates. What was that about, huh? Yeah, I had to go upstairs for a bit. Is that all the Diet Coke on the floor? What’s that on your teeth? Oreos? I’m pretty sure our security deposit is fucked, too. Ok, girl. Get your keys. I.. uh.. I put some of your stuff into this box. Mister Jingles is in the car. Don’t worry. Do you need a handkerchief?
Woof! It’s cold out. Here. I’ll open the door for you. Here you go. Heeeere you go.
Where we going? You gonna be a-ok if we go to the International House Of Pancakes? I KNOW! I KNOW you love pancakes! Put your seatbelt on. Yes its raining. No no, not the International House Of Pancakes by us. The one up the freeway a little bit. Yeah, the one with Ja - Jane? You think her name was Jane? She WAS a nice waitress, wasn’t she? Oh, do you have your ID on you? No reason. And Mister Jingles has his tag on him? Oh, no reason. No reason at all. Wha - what are you doing - are - are you waving? Are you waving at somebody? Why is that guy honking at me? You’re asking the guy in the truck to honk? Stop doing that.
Do you want the heating on? Look, we’re almost there. Here’s our exit. I know, I love this song too. Who is it? Rod Stewart. He DOES look like a puppy. You’re very right. Ok, girl! Here’s twenty dollars. Buy whatever you want, I’ll be in a couple minutes. Oh, wait! I nearly forgot! Here’s your box of stuff. I’ll be right back! I promise. I toootally promise.
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Ned Hepburn.
