GUESTBREAKER: Your Half PonytailSo you want long hair, but not too long. I get it, I’m a girl. I’ve dealt with this my whole life. But at the same time, if you want long hair to look cool and mysterious (why else would you have long hair as a guy?), don’t put it in a half-ponytail on the top of your head. You know who does that? Moms, to babies. Babies have half-sie ponytails. Iknow, I know, it’s hot out today, and hair in your face makes you sweaty. But you’ve made this awkward hair choice, deal with it. Because I certainly don’t want to ‘grab coffee’ with a guy who looks like a giant baby. Goo-goo ga-ga-DEALBREAKER. A Guest Dealbreaker written by Codi Fischer.

GUESTBREAKER: Your Half Ponytail

So you want long hair, but not too long. I get it, I’m a girl. I’ve dealt with this my whole life. But at the same time, if you want long hair to look cool and mysterious (why else would you have long hair as a guy?), don’t put it in a half-ponytail on the top of your head. You know who does that? Moms, to babies. Babies have half-sie ponytails. I
know, I know, it’s hot out today, and hair in your face makes you sweaty. But you’ve made this awkward hair choice, deal with it. Because I certainly don’t want to ‘grab coffee’ with a guy who looks like a giant baby. Goo-goo ga-ga-DEALBREAKER.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Codi Fischer.