GUESTBREAKER: You Gave Me a Fake Name I gave you my number after I thought you said “Rick”.  Yeah, there was some great flirting, you’re handsome, we have a decent amount of similar likes, and I think there could have been something here.  Also, you just made me the BEST bloody Mary.  But, really, your name is Kevin, so why didn’t you just say that?  “They’ve” been calling you “Riff” since middle school?  Oh?  Doesn’t matter.  That’s stupid. I would never be able to introduce you to anyone…ever…without feeling like a jackass.  Can I have that paper back for a sec?  It looks like I gave you my real phone number…I’ll need to change those 1s to 7s.  I’ll also be needing the other bartender to make the rest of my drinks.  That cool, “Riff”? A Guest Dealbreaker written by Adrian.

GUESTBREAKER: You Gave Me a Fake Name

I gave you my number after I thought you said “Rick”.  Yeah, there was some great flirting, you’re handsome, we have a decent amount of similar likes, and I think there could have been something here.  Also, you just made me the BEST bloody Mary.  But, really, your name is Kevin, so why didn’t you just say that?  “They’ve” been calling you “Riff” since middle school?  Oh?  Doesn’t matter.  That’s stupid. I would never be able to introduce you to anyone…ever…without feeling like a jackass.  Can I have that paper back for a sec?  It looks like I gave you my real phone number…I’ll need to change those 1s to 7s.  I’ll also be needing the other bartender to make the rest of my drinks.  That cool, “Riff”?

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Adrian.